Live by the sword, die by the sword. Live by a collection of large knives, bows, and automatic weapons, die of old age.

Will the royal visit be a royal pain?

Dad said he was just going to get cigarettes- why is he on the moon?

Musical, magical, and utterly abominable.

Seems like an irresponsible use of school budget, but maybe that's just me.

In a family full of actors, how do you know what's real?

A whole lotta shaking goin' on.

I scream, you scream, we all scream because Bruce Dern is creepy.