I don't even like going to weddings the first time - let alone infintely.

There's nothing like the creeping feeling of being watched - it's even better when the people watching you have torpedoes.

Dying seems scary - until you can't do it.

"Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned."

It's hard to win when the deck is stacked against you.

Stardom does not translate into good parenting.

Can your political convictions survive a kidnapping?

No, not Stephen King's It. Still kinda creepy, though.